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Clear Your Mind with This Book:
Sure signs you're in a co-dependent relationship:
Every time you plan to confront your partner, it comes out as, "Would
you like a foot rub?"
Instructions for virtuoso masturbation: Make sure you do it by
yourself - if anyone helps you, you are cheating.
Age-old epigrams, decrypted for the first time ever: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Depending on how hard you throw it.
A secret, perverted love letter from Hitler the author totally made up:
"Get the hell out of my life, you bitch whore."
An unsensored, honest dialogue between Richard Simmons and the Tin Man:
I'm only here because I misread the sign. It says, "Rehabilitate; you're nuts," But I thought it said, "Rehabilitate your nuts."
About the author: Dr. Eric Siegel completely lost his mind
while writing this book. As a result, half the book is
coherent and the other half ping pong, Jimmy Carter, falsies. It will
be your task to figure out which half is which. Having served 3 years
as a
computer science professor
at Columbia University,
Dr. Siegel is
past his intellectual peak, a peak that had nothing to do with the
contents of this book. Warning: Reading this book could lead
to unwittingly mistaking your mother-in-law for a sex therapist.
Copyright © 2004 - Nutcase Books Publishing - All Rights Reserved.
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